SLIMY SIMON

Friends & Relations

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Garrett - He is my beautiful boyfriend, my wonderful partner! We've been together as an official couple since August 10, 2023, but were going on dates for about a month before that. I love him so much. He is such a kind and caring person, who makes me feel so loved and safe.

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Andi - They're one of my closest and most supportive friends. Currently they live a couple hours away, but we keep in touch regularly and visit when we can. Andi is a person whose strength of character I have great respect and admiration for.
Hayden - Sometimes he is local, sometimes he is long distance, he moves around a lot. Hayden is really into Halo, and he's great with both technology and karaoke. Me, him, and Garrett have matching black hats that say "SICKOS" as a reference to this comic. He's a big fan of processed meats.
Banshee - They're a little punk goblin. Sometimes we go to fun events together, sometimes we chill and drink tea. We've been friends since high school when we met in art class, and went to drama club together.
Kevin - He was the first person I met when I moved to my current city! I lived with him for about 8 months. Kevin is a really spooky vampire type, but in the way of like The Count from The Muppets. He's also a bit of a robot-themed guy. He hosts a lot of cool events, and his cat Luna is friends with Wobber (they also used to live together.) I got the idea to make a Neocities website from him!
Schwa - She's Kevin's partner! We also lived together, for only a slightly shorter period of time than I was living only with Kevin. Schwa is a mysterious and esoteric individual with lots of highly specialized knowledge and skills.
Drew - a highly powerful goth with a fun and silly nature. She's very into mountain biking, and we've also gone hiking and shooting together. Sometimes we go to see silly movies and smoke weed in the parking lot. One time I snuck us in two homemade burgers wrapped in foil.
Galan - We work together, they're the one who recommended my current job to me! They really like Mario and videogames in general. She's also highly skilled at arcade games and has won me several large plushies from claw machines. A talented actor, singer, and costume maker.
Dae/Izakii - Galan's partner, and a highly powerful emo femboy. He does a lot of cool cosplay stuff. He and Kevin helped me move into the apartment I share with Garrett!
Sierra - She was my first real friend back in 6th grade, and we've recently reconnected! She lives a few hours away, plays lots of videogames, writes, and has a charming corgi named Kirby, as well as several birds.

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Callie - We've been internet friends since we were both freshmen in high school! Originally we met on tumblr, within the Homestuck fandom. We talk regularly about updates with our lives, and also share lots of cute art and animal photos with each other.
Miranda - She grew up in the same area of the Pacific Northwest as I did, and we were in high school drama club together, but now she lives pretty far away in the southern US. She has a toddler son, and one more on the way. Our lifestyles are pretty different, but we always have things to talk about! Especially related to cats, fashion, relationships, and entertainment.
Apani - I originally met them in a Facebook group, and we've hung out in person a few times! They're only a couple hours away. Apani is a highly angelic person who loves animals and nature. They also have a very distinctive, cute, and fun style of fashion and personal expression that's similar to confetti. Highly knowledgeable about butterflies and other insects. It's impossible to bring up Apani without talking about butterflies. They also work at a dog boarding hotel!
Maria - She is a delightful soul who lives on the east coast. We talk a lot about animals, love and friendship, fashion, body mods, anime, and life in general. If Maria were an animal, she'd be a pika. She has really sick colorful tattoos of cartoon and anime characters, and works at a bakery! I would love to meet her in person some day.
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My mom - She's great! We've always been close, and she's someone I look up to a lot for her strength and kindness. She lives a few hours away, but we visit each other when we can, and keep in contact almost every day.
My brother - I don't talk to him, because he lives a solitary lifestyle.
My father - I don't talk to him, because he's terrible.
Extended family - I have very little contact with anyone else I'm related to through blood, adoption, or marriage. I grew up without having any extended family living in the same state as my immediate family, and rarely ever seeing them.

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Crystal - She's a ball python who I've had since I was 6!! She doesn't have much to say, but she's very chill and great with people. For a 20 year old snake, she's had surprisingly few issues. Crystal likes to be held by warm people, and to explore a bit. She also likes eating rats, obviously.
Oliver - Also known as Wobber, Wobbeter Wobbeter 1,000 Kilometer, Wobbeteer, Mr Garden, Mr Baby, Mr Friendship, Sergeant Silly, Admiral Absurd, etc. He is a very calm and friendly short haired cat, mostly white with some black markings. I adopted him as a kitten because he had recently been beat up by another cat. He used to be quite crazy and energetic as a kitten, but now he has an air of wisdom about him. Wobber does a good job helping to take care of Misty, too, and they're pretty good friends.
Misty - She is a tiny little baby cat who I adopted because someone handed her to me at work! She causes problems sometimes, but she's very sweet and affectionate, maybe even a bit clingy. She is a baby after all. Misty is a longhaired cat with some Ragdoll genetics. Her coloration is mostly dark brown with some silver patches, and silver stripes on her tail. Depending on the lighting though, she sometimes looks totally black.